A few things you could mention about us before we play:
A rock and a hard place, or as their only remaining fan sometimes says: These days they hardly rock ...
Because they couldn't agree on any kind of music they had to call themselves eclectic and play everything. Their tyrannic band leader Bruzo is well known for his hour long rants on how to properly tune piccolo flutes. For several years they played their only two hits on basically every event, lets see if they finally found something new.
Please welcome ...
Remark: I'm trying for a while now to get us announced in a mocking kind of way, I'd really appreciate if you could do this for us 
Bruzo
p.s.: feel free to add rants about everything but the clothing - Melu does a really good job on that 